Resignation Letter

Dear psyche of myself,

I regret to inform all of my lovely co-workers that I am leaving this division of the company. Anger, depression and teenage drama, you have all been such diligent workers in not only my psyche but also my life so I thank you. Nevertheless, change is necessary, I have been in the MSDBTA (Manufacturing and Storage Division of 100% Biodegradeable Teenage Angst) division for almost 5 years, and ever since I moved from the middle school management of puberty division, I have been happy here.
But the necessary change has come, and now I am moving up in life into the famed early adulthood division of early-career drafting of the collegic level, in which I will have no boundaries. Therefore, teenage emotions please exit the premises quickly,

P.S. teenage drama and relationship issues…Responsibility is taking your place, leave your office as disgusting as it is, do not worry, Responsibility will find a mature way to take care of it.

Sincerely,
CEO of my life: Mitchell Figueras